So you wanna talk hobbies? I don't have many of those.
I am barely even a person. When I do feel human you can find me
surfing the web, journaling, playing guitar, or trying to figure this html thing out. When I don't feel
human you can find me laying on the floor listening to music or out on a walk while blissfully unaware of my surroundings.
I have no money, no job, and way too many problems. I fantasize daily about pressing a button capable of wiping out the entire human race but me.
Then I fantasize about what I would do with the whole world to myself. Lastly, my dream occupation (horrible name really because
who dreams of working??) is a martyr.
