So you wanna talk hobbies? I have plenty of those,
but they come and go as they please for I am forever shifting between a million different versions of myself.
Historically, I've been known to surf the web, journal, play guitar, and attempt to code a website.
Some new favorites include laying on the floor while listening to music
and going out on desperate photo expeditions.
I have no plenty of money, no job, and way too many ideas.
I fantasize daily about pressing a button capable of (gently, relax) wiping out the entire human race but me.
Then I fantasize about what I would do with the whole world to myself; selfish I know, but it's true.
Lastly, my dream occupation is a hermit*.
