So you wanna talk hobbies? I have plenty of those,
but they come and go as they please for I am barely even a person. When I do feel human
you can find me surfing the web, journaling, playing guitar, or trying to figure this html thing out. When I don't feel
human you can find me laying on the floor listening to music or out on a walk while blissfully hyperaware of my surroundings.
I have no plenty of money, no job, and way too many ideas. I fantasize daily about pressing a button capable of (gently) wiping out the entire human race
but me. Then I fantasize about what I would do with the whole world to myself. Lastly, my dream occupation (horrible name really because
who dreams of working) is a martyr.
